Welcome Back!

Miss us, motherfuckers? It’s back: the blog absolutely nobody asked for. Only now it’s supposed to be a “culture magazine.” Life’s funny. My mom didn’t ask for my inception, and yet here I am. So what can you expect from this thing? Periodically, we’ll write about stuff that is interesting to us, such as skateboarding. Or we’ll post about stuff we are  absolutely infuriated by — again, like skateboarding. But we’re also going to shift our focus to other aspects of subculture, such as music and art. Sometimes, we’ll write up a cheeky guide on how to do stuff, like how to build a bong out of your sweaty skate shoes. It’ll be funny, infuriating, weird, heretical, thoughtful, ironic. We’re from Germany’s most pugnacious city, after all.

So welcome back, dear readers, to your number one source of unsolicited advice, polemic rants, pseudo-intellectual insights, and inconsequential ramblings courtesy of the insufferable know-it-alls at Bonkers shop.