What the Fuck is Fuck This Industry?
First things first: a quick Google search reveals that profanities won’t negatively affect SEO results, so here we go: goddamn fuck this cock sucking bitch ass motherfucking Industry to hell and back. Now that we’ve finally gotten that off our chest (phew), let’s return to the topic at hand: what is Fuck This Industry? It’s a skateboarding brand from New York City, and it’s hot shit right now. It’s one of those brands that refuse to take things too seriously, hence its name. If there’s a brand that embraces the Y2K revival we’re stuck in at the moment like a dick in a Dyson on boost mode, it’s F.T.I. In fact, the brand’s aesthetic is even a little beyond Y2K, maybe like mid-naughts. The early 2000s were a time when kids chatted through MSM or ICQ, downloaded virus-ridden songs off KaZaa and BearShare, played THPS on the GameCube and spent their parents’ hard earned money on ringtones for their Motorola RAZR (if you had to look up at least one of those things you’re probably born after 2001).
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If you’re into sartorial minimalism and clean designs, you can fuck right off this landing page because F.T.I. doesn’t give a shit about your sensibilities. On the other hand, step right up if full-scale t-shirt prints, hoodies adorning fake fur ornaments, emojis, big ass logos, and general ridiculousness are what floats your boat. You can buy Fuck This Industry T-Shirts, Hoodies, and Accessories online at our webshop or in our store in Frankfurt.
