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Umbro BY SLAM JAM

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Front flat lay view of the Umbro Cub Masked Shirt in ivory, showcasing a boxy zip-and-button hooded jacket cut covered in a vintage tapestry-style floral print with woodland animals like deer, rabbits, hedgehogs, and squirrels, featuring elasticated cuffs, side pockets, black embroidered Umbro double diamond logos, and an integrated hood mask with a horizontal eye slit
Sale price€215,00
Front flat lay view of the Umbro Authority Zipped Hoodie in washed black, featuring a relaxed boxy fit, full-length front metal zipper, split kangaroo pouch pocket, wide ribbed hem and cuffs, an integrated balaclava face mask panel in the hood, and a prominent diamond-shaped chest design crafted from silver metal studs spelling out "AUTHORITY"
Sale price€190,00
Full flat lay overview of the square Umbro Belt Masked Foulard measuring roughly 68 by 68 cm, crafted in Italy from 100% printed polyester fabric, displaying an intricate equestrian belt, stirrup, and tassel motif in olive, brown, and beige tones framing a central framed vintage football sketch with two embroidered oval eye slits and a woven black Umbro label in the bottom right corner
Sale price€85,00
Front flat lay view of the Umbro OG Logo Mask Hoodie in dark greige taupe, showcasing a boxy oversized heavyweight fleece silhouette with elasticated gathered hem and cuffs, vertical side welt pockets, drawstring hood, an integrated matching fabric balaclava mask with a horizontal eye slit, and a black satin-embroidered classic Umbro double diamond wordmark logo across the center chest
Sale price€155,00
Front flat lay view of the Umbro Flannel Fur Anorak in dark brown, featuring a brushed tartan plaid flannel shell in charcoal and rust brown, an oversized hood bordered with shaggy beige faux fur trim, a half-zip placket with drawstring adjusters, an embroidered white Umbro double diamond logo on the chest tab, a central kangaroo pocket, and elasticated hem and cuffs
Sale price€240,00
Front flat lay view of the Umbro Sunday Masked Jacket in washed plum grey, showcasing a lightweight cotton blouson silhouette with full front zip closure, elasticated gathered hem and cuffs, angled welt side pockets, a branded woven tape label, and a hood with an integrated fabric face mask featuring a narrow eye opening slit
Sale price€275,00

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