Life’s funny, sometimes. On his class photo, Fred Gall looks like one of those wimpy kids the bullies always stole lunch money from in elementary school. You know, just these kids minding their own business, playing with Magic cards or Warhammer figurines or D&D dices or whatever wimpy kids do in their free time, and then the bullies would show up and beat the crap outta them with Wiffle ball bats or whatever just to get to their money. But ultimately, the bullies lose. Because the wimpy kids grow up. And become skaters. And then they’re getting their own guest decks on FA. And then they’re fucking the bullies’ girlfriends, ‘cause they’re fucking cool and famous all of a sudden. And then the bullies cry. And buy Warhammer figurines or Magic cards or whatever disempowered, lonely bullies do to get their mind off their miserable lives. Life’s funny, sometimes. Anyways Fred Gall’s guest deck on Fucking Awesome is now available at our online shop or at our store in Frankfurt.
