Remember that physical education teacher who always dressed like he was about to run a marathon, clad in colorful sportswear, but never actually did anything except stretching and calling you out from the offshoot for being chubby in front of everybody else? Yes, that guy who used to look at your female classmates’ butts for too long? Well guess what, thanks to the new collection from Hélas Caps, you can dress like him, too. At least when you’re combining the white or blue track pants and one of the colorful trainer jackets, that is. Add one of the 6-panel caps and a beer belly and your 1990s trainer outfit hits the nail on its head. Also featured in the Hélas Connection collection is a Polo Club tracksuit jacket and the Polo Club jersey, which both seem adequate choices for placing soccer bets at your favorite gambling facility. The Baller zipper is one of our favorites: whether you’re eating Merguez sausages avec des frites or just chillin’ in front of your favorite bistrot smoking Gaulloises, this piece will emphasize your cosmopolitan coolness. Additionally. All in all, the Connection collection is another very strong addition to Hélas’ already amazing portfolio. If we were PE teachers, we’d give ‘em an A. With a plus for diligence. You can buy Hélas’ new drop both in-store and online now. On your marks, get set, go!
